Just so you all know (and this may be sleep deprivation and alcohol talking here but)
My house got the mold cleaned today so I will no longer be dying of mold death.
But my bathroom still smells a lot like bleach and I’ve been venting it out since 2:30.
So I might die of bleach death.
If you no longer hear from me, you know what’s happened.
Remember me as I lived: spouting silliness.